Hey there! Feeling a little stuffed with the same old jokes? Well, don’t chicken out now—we’re about to gobble up some hilarious turkey puns!
Whether you’re just winging it through a boring day or looking for something to talk about at the dinner table, these jokes are sure to get everyone’s feathers ruffled with laughter. Ready to get a little basted in humor?
Funny Turkey Puns And Jokes
- I’m not a peasant , I’m a pheasant… just turkey-ing.
- That turkey’s got some serious poultry-tude.
- No fowl play , just good vibes here.
- Turkey me seriously , I’m hilarious.
- Let’s get basted , it’s a party.
- I’m stuffed… with jokes.
- Don’t go bacon my turkey heart.
- That bird’s living its best plife.
- Turkeys enjoy paddling humor while splashing in ponds.
- You think your jokes are good? Mine are gravy!
- I’m just here for the sides and sass.
- Feather or not , here I come!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
- Turkey: the only bird that brings the whole family to the table.
- You’re acting like a total gobble-head.
- That turkey’s not cold , it’s just chilling in the leftovers club.
- May your stuffing be tasty and your turkey be juicy.
- I’m all about that baste.
- Gobble ‘til you wobble.
- Let’s talk turkey , but keep it light.
- If looks could grill , that turkey’d be smoked!
- I’m not a chef , but I know how to roast.
- Trot like nobody’s watching.
- This turkey’s got legs and it knows how to use them.
- Why did the turkey sit at the drum set? It had the best drumsticks.
- Turkey dinner? More like bird-day party.
- You can’t ruffle my feathers , I’m already fabulous.
- You’re so fly , even turkeys are jealous.
- This turkey’s got jokes hotter than your oven.
- My attitude is 99% gravy , 1% dry humor.
- If turkeys could talk , they’d roast you back.
- No one likes a dry joke or a dry turkey.
- Give thanks , then give me dessert.
- You had me at “pass the mashed potatoes.”
- I’m feeling extra plucky today.
- Just wingin’ it through life.
- You’re the cranberry to my turkey.
- I came , I saw , I gobbled.
- Keep calm and turkey on.
- You better butter me up before asking for favors.
- That turkey just flexed its drumsticks at me.
- Feeling thankful , blessed , and full of pie.
- Life’s better when it’s basted in joy.
- Let’s get flocking festive.
- Gobblers deliver wading wisecracks by the muddy creek.
- I’m not bossy , I just know how to baste things.
- This bird’s got sass and seasoning.
- Turkey: the only time getting roasted is a compliment.
- When in doubt , gobble it out.
- Let’s give ‘em something to squawk about!
Short Puns
- Gobble me crazy.
- That’s some fowl behavior.
- Talk turkey to me.
- Let’s get basted.
- No fowl language!
- Turkey-tastic day ahead.
- Wing it like a pro.
- You’re stuffing awesome.
- Just gobblin’ around.
- Feathers optional , attitude required.
- Keep calm and gobble on.
- All gravy , no stress.
- Turkey vibes only.
- I’m too plucky to quit.
- Feast mode: activated.
- You’ve been served , turkey style.
- Mashed and unbothered.
- Zero clucks given.
- Just rollin’ with my flock.
- Poultry in motion.
- Give ‘em something to squawk about.
- Born to be basted.
- That turkey’s got legs!
- May your plate be full.
- Cold turkey? Never heard of her.
- Gobble ‘til you wobble.
- Birds of gravy flock together.
- Let the stuffing begin.
- Trot it like it’s hot.
- Smokin’ hot drumsticks!
Thanksgiving Puns
- I’m feeling pluckin’ grateful today.
- That turkey’s been through a lot , it’s totally roasted.
- Stuffed with love , and potatoes.
- No one puts gravy in the corner.
- Feast your eyes on this spread.
- I’m just here for the sides , if we’re being honest.
- This turkey is prepped for greatness , not drama.
- Cran you believe how good this is?
- I yam what I yam , no apologies.
- Don’t be a jerk-y , pass the turkey.
- If you need me , I’ll be in a gravy coma.
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- We’re all about that baste.
- Their feathered farce leaves the farm animals laughing.
- Sweet potato , sweet attitude.
- Carve diem , seize the turkey.
- It’s all fun and games until someone burns the rolls.
- This stuffing has emotionally supported me all year.
- Thankful , blessed , and mashed potato-obsessed.
- Turkey today , leftovers tomorrow , leggings forever.
Popular Turkey Puns
- Stop it, you’re making me feel all plucked up.
- I only have pies for you this Thanksgiving.
- Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
- You think this turkey joke is overstuffed? Wait for the next one.
- This turkey’s got legs for days.
- Don’t go bacon my heart , I already ate the turkey.
- Feeling extra drum-sticked today.
- Keep calm and gobble on.
- That turkey is totally a breast friend.
- I came , I saw , I conquered the mashed potatoes.
- Gobble me , swallow me , drip gravy down the side of me.
- Tofurky? Not today , Satan.
- I’m fowl-mouthed when I’m hungry.
- Turkey puns? Yeah , I’m winging it.
- Quit your gobblin’ , dinner’s not ready yet.
- Turkey , pie , and awkward family chats , the holy trinity.
- What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
- Butterball is my love language.
- I’m on a turkey-only diet , it’s called cold leftovers.
- The stuffing is emotional support at this point.
- Carving out some time for gratitude.
- Even turkeys love a bit of polar playfulness.
- Thanksgiving is just turkey’s time to shine.
- Turkey: the bird , the myth , the legend.
- Do I look like I’m poultry in motion?
- If you’re thankful and you know it , clap your wings.
- Don’t make me get my gravy face on.
- This bird is well-seasoned , just like me.
- Dressing up for the occasion , in literal dressing.
- Leftovers are my love language.
One-Liners Puns
- I’m stuffed with jokes and turkey.
- That turkey was roasted harder than my self-esteem.
- Thanksgiving dinner? Filled with avian amusements and jokes.
- This bird’s got more drama than my group chat.
- Turkey legs are my kind of drumsticks.
- Feathers and flavor , that’s the full package.
- I talk turkey but walk like mashed potatoes.
- That gobble was louder than my alarm clock.
- If looks could grill , this turkey’s already toast.
- I came , I ate , I napped.
- Gravy is just the sauce of happiness.
- That turkey was cooked to perfection , unlike my life choices.
- Who needs love when you have leftovers?
- Let’s take this meal from zero to gravy.
- Trot like you mean it , the turkey’s watching.
- One bite closer to a food coma.
- You can’t ruffle my feathers , I’m already overcooked.
- Cranberry sauce? More like emotional support jelly.
- My diet starts after the pie says goodbye.
- Let’s give thanks and take naps.
Want more turkey fun? Check out these surprising turkey facts!
Knock Knock Puns
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wattle
Wattle who?
Wattle you do if I don’t bring the turkey?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stuffing
Stuffing who?
Stuffing my face with turkey , obviously!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gravy
Gravy who?
Gravy a break , I’m still chewing!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gobble
Gobble who?
Gobble you up if you touch my pie!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Feather
Feather who?
Feather you like it or not , I’m here for dinner!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Drumstick
Drumstick who?
Drumstick around , we’re just getting started!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butterball
Butterball who?
Butterball your plans , I’m coming over!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Trot
Trot who?
Trot on over , dinner’s served!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pie
Pie who?
Pie can’t believe you ate the last slice!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cran
Cran who?
Cran you pass the sauce , please?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turkey me seriously , I’m hilarious.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leftover
Leftover who?
Leftover turkey for breakfast again?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wishbone
Wishbone who?
Wishbone me luck , I’m going for seconds.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peck
Peck who?
Peck up the pace , I’m hungry!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yam
Yam who?
Yam I glad there’s still dessert?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Roast
Roast who?
Roast me like that turkey!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Farm
Farm who?
Farm here to eat and leave no crumbs.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beans
Beans who?
Beans thinking about turkey all day!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nap
Nap who?
Nap time already? Gobble goals achieved.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Corn
Corn who?
Corn you believe how good this meal is?
Funny Turkey Puns For Social Media
- Talk turkey to me!
- Gobble ’til you wobble.
- Keep calm and gobble on.
- Don’t be a turkey, be awesome!
- Migratory mirth flies high when turkeys share tales.
- Stuffed with gratitude and gravy.
- Turkey trot? More like turkey strut!
- You’re turkey-rific!
- Gobble gobble, let’s get wobbling!
- Feathered and fabulous.
- Too cool for the coop.
- Let’s get basted!
- Save a turkey, eat pie.
- Turkey: the original party bird.
- Talk turkey, walk turkey.
- Keep calm and baste on.
- Turkey humor: always well-seasoned.
- Wobble it like it’s hot.
- Who needs wings when you’ve got jokes?
- Gobble ’til you giggle!
- Turkey puns — the best thing since sliced bread.
- Turkey, the bird that brings us all together.
- Don’t ruffle my feathers!
- Just a gobbler living the dream.
- Turkey dance: flap it like you mean it.
- The only bird that says “gobble gobble.”
- Barnyard gatherings echo with turkey’s cavernous comedy laughs.
- Turkey time = nap time.
- Stuffed with love (and lots of food).
- Keep your friends close and your turkey closer.
How To Use Turkey Puns
Sprinkle these turkey puns into your Thanksgiving chats to serve up some extra laughs, just don’t let them gobble up all the attention!
In Conversation
- “Don’t be so stuffed, I’m just turkey-ing around with you.”
- “You know what they say, don’t go turkey-ing around when you have important things to do.”
- “I’m feeling pretty gobbled up with work, but I’ll manage.”
- “I’m not saying you’re slow, but that’s the most turkey-ish move I’ve seen all day.”
- “You’ve really got me by the drumsticks with that idea!”
- “Let’s not get too roasted over this, it’s just a small mistake.”
- “I’m so thankful for you, you’re the gravy to my turkey.”
- “Sometimes life feels like a turkey trying to fly, flapping around with no direction.”
- “You’ve got to be careful, or you might get yourself into a real turkey mess!”
- “Can you believe she tried to pull a fast one on me? She was really trying to wing it.”
- “I’m just here for the stuffing, the turkey can take a backseat.”
- “This conversation is getting real turkey-tedious, let’s switch topics.”
- “You’re the cranberry sauce to my turkey, sweet and always there for me.”
- “It’s no turkey that you’re such a good friend, you always bring the best side dishes.”
- “I think you might be turkey-ing with my head a little too much here!”
That’s All, Folks!
Well, looks like we’ve reached the end of our turkey talk! Remember, life’s too short to be a butterball about everything, so keep these puns in your back pocket for when things get a little dry.
Next time you’re stuck in an awkward conversation, just wing it with one of these gobblers—trust me, you’ll be the toast of the town! Now strut on out there and spread some feathered fun!
