200 Rat Puns: Cheese Your Last Breath!

My nephew once claimed rats make great comedians because their tales are so un-fur-gettable! As a lifelong fan of cheesy jokes about rodents, I’ve found we all need that little something to gnaw on during a rough day, nothing whiskers your troubles away quite like entering the world of rat humor, where the laughter is so contagious even my cat snorted milk through her nose last Thursday!

Funny Rat Puns

1. Why don’t rats ever get lost? They follow their in-squeaks-tions!
2. What do you call a rat with no teeth? A gum-rodent!
3. How does a rat send a letter? By mouse mail!
4. What’s a rat’s favorite music? Cheese jazz!
5. Why was the rat so good at baseball? He always steals the cheese base!
6. What do you call a rat detective? Sherlock Gnomes!
7. How do rats stay in shape? Mouseercise!
8. What did the mama rat say to her babies? You’re driving me squeakers!
9. Why did the rat go to the doctor? He was feeling squeakish!
10. What do you call a rat in a bow tie? Sophis-ti-rat-ed!
11. How do rats greet each other? “Nice to squeak you!”
12. Why don’t rats use smartphones? They prefer WhiskerApp!
13. What’s a rat’s favorite TV show? Game of Gnawing!
14. Why did the rat become a chef? He had a taste for fine squeaksine!
15. Why don’t rats laugh at mosquito jokes? They find them a bit buzz-kill.
16. What’s a rat’s favorite dessert? Cheese-cake!
17. Why was the rat good at math? He excelled at cheese divisions!
18. What’s a rat’s favorite sport? Squeak-er!
19. Why did the rat break up with his girlfriend? She was driving him nuts!
20. What do you call a rat who lifts weights? Muscle-mouse!
21. What’s a smart rat called? Rat-ional!
22. What’s a rat’s favorite movie? The Great Mouse Detective!
23. How do rats stay cool in summer? With mice cream!
24. What’s a rat’s favorite drink? Whisker sour!
25. Why did the rat become a comedian? His jokes were squeakingly funny!
26. What do you call a rat musician? Mozz-rat!
27. Why was the rat arrested? For rodent behavior!
28. What’s a rat’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
29. How do rats save money? In the squeak bank!
30. What’s a rat’s favorite dance? The Cheese Slide!

Rat vs Human Puns

1. Humans go to college, rats go to gnaw-ledge.
2. People have friends, rats have cheese-mates.
3. Humans hire lawyers, rats get legal squeaks.
4. People go jogging, rats do wheel estate.
5. Humans start businesses, rats launch squeak-ups.
6. People text friends, rats send instant whiskers.
7. Humans watch movies, rats enjoy squeakquels.
8. People have bank accounts, rats have cheddar savings.
9. Humans solve puzzles, rats crack the cheese code.
10. People follow recipes, rats have secret tail-ents.
11. Humans get haircuts, rats get fur trimming at the rodent salon.
12. Rats don’t just squeak, they publish Punderful’s fuzzy jokes in tail-tales!
13. Humans go shopping, rats hit the trap-mall.
14. People take exams, rats pass the nibble test.
15. Humans have gyms, rats have rodent-cross-fit.
16. People play chess, rats compete in mouse-terminds.
17. Humans throw parties, rats have whisker mixers.
18. People have security systems, rats have trap-dodging skills.
19. Humans go on vacations, rats take hole-idays.
20. People have smartphones, rats use squeak-and-tell.

Rat Puns One-Liners

1. I’m not saying I’m afraid of rats, but they give me the heebie-squeakies.
2. That rat was so sneaky, he was up to some mouse-chief.
3. Rats are terrible liars, they always spill the cheese.
4. My rat just graduated with a degree in squeak-onomics.
5. Rats don’t play cards in the jungle, too many cheetahs.
6. I told my rat a joke yesterday, he’s still squeaking about it.
7. Rats make terrible boyfriends, they always cheese and run.
8. That rat really needs to get his act to-rodent.
9. Never trust a rat with your secrets, they’re expert squealers.
10. My rat’s favorite band? The Rolling Cheese.
11. When rats get old, they get whisker wisdom.
12. Rats are natural musicians, they were born to rock and roll.
13. My rat went to therapy for his cheese addiction, he’s in re-tail.
14. Rats don’t need GPS, they have natural mouse-direction.
15. The rat became a bartender because he was good at mixing tail-drinks.
16. I asked the rat his opinion, he gave me some mouse advice.
17. Rats make excellent mathematicians, they multiply quickly.
18. That rat is so fancy, he’s totally rat-couture.
19. Rats never lose at hide and seek, they’re always in-squeak-nito.
20. My rat is into fitness, he does cardio-mouse-cular exercises.
21. Rats are excellent gardeners, they have green paws.
22. When rats tell jokes, they always get a squeak preview.
23. My rat is learning Spanish, he’s becoming multi-squeak-ual.
24. That rat is so smart, he’s absolutely rat-markable.
25. Rats ignore snake jokes, they’re too busy gnawing what they never return.
26. My rat is a famous artist, his work is quite mouse-terful.
27. Rats make great teachers, they have a lot of mouse-dom.
28. That rat became a superhero, his power is super-rodent strength.
29. When rats go camping, they sleep in squeaker bags.
30. My rat is a total foodie, he has expensqueak taste.
31. Rats always win at basketball, they’re natural dribblers.
32. That rat is such a drama queen, always making a big squeak out of nothing.
33. Rats make terrible poker players, too many tails.
34. My rat joined a band, he’s the lead squeak-er.
35. Rats are excellent swimmers, they do the rat-stroke.
36. That rat is so rich, he’s living the cheese dream.
37. Rats are natural comedians, they crack everyone up with their tail-ented jokes.
38. My rat works in construction, he’s an expert at building mouse-ions.
39. Rats are terrible at keeping secrets, they’re loose-tailed.
40. That rat is a computer genius, he’s mastered the art of mouse-coding.

Short Rat Puns

1. Cheese the day!
2. Rats all, folks!
3. Squeakers gonna speak.
4. Let’s gnaw talk about it.
5. Rat’s entertainment!
6. In a whisker of time.
7. Absolutely claw-some.
8. Fur-get about it.
9. Squeaking of which…
10. Rat’s incredible!
11. Squeak for yourself.
12. Cheddar late than never.
13. Squeak peek.
14. Rat race champion.
15. Just roll with it.
16. Squeak easy.
17. Cheese Louise!
18. Rat-ical ideas.
19. Tail as old as time.
20. Nibble me this.
21. Rat-her impressive.
22. Squeak your mind.
23. Tail it like it is.
24. Having a mice day.
25. Rat’s what I’m talking about!
26. Fur real though.
27. Squeak when spoken to.
28. No rats given.
29. Ratty hair day.
30. Cheese and thank you.
31. Rat on a mission.
32. Whisker business.
33. Squeak performance.
34. Rats off to you!
35. Rat’s amore!
36. Nibbling at success.
37. Got rodent problems?
38. Squeaky clean.
39. Rodent expectations.
40. Just doing rat I do.
41. Tail me about it.
42. You’re rat-tastic!
43. Rat got your tongue?
44. Cheese the moment.
45. Squeak softly.
46. Ratitude adjustment.
47. Gnaw problem.
48. Tail of two kitties.
49. Keep it squeaky.
50. Rat’s a wrap!

Rat Puns for Instagram

1. Just living my best rodent life #RatAndRoll
2. Feeling squeak today, might delete later.
3. Keep calm and carry cheese.
4. Too blessed to be de-pressed (cheese pun intended).
5. Living life on the rat track.
6. Don’t be so rat-ional, have some fun!
7. Just here for the cheese likes.
8. Whisker me away to the weekend.
9. Sorry for what I said when I was hangry for cheese.
10. Relationship status: committed to cheese.
11. Squeaking my truth, cold-blooded jokes aren’t my thing.
12. Fur-get your worries and smile!
13. Having a wheel good time!
14. New whiskers, who dis?
15. Straight Outta Rodent.
16. Feeling cute, might gnaw something later.
17. Cheese the moment, darling.
18. Not all who wander are looking for cheese.
19. Good vibes and cheese knives only.
20. Living that tunnel vision life #RatGoals

Cute Rat Puns

1. You’re squeak-ingly adorable!
2. Loving you is easy because you’re so squeak!
3. You had me at first whisker.
4. Little paws, big heart.
5. Sending you whisk-isses!
6. You’re squeak-tacular to me.
7. Furever yours.
8. Heart full of cheese.
9. Tiny paws, mighty squeaks.
10. You’re un-rat-ably cute.
11. Whisker you were here.
12. Squeak-y clean cuteness.
13. Paws-itively precious.
14. Snuggle as a bug in a rug.
15. Squeak up and smell the cheese.
16. Nibble nibble little star.
17. Whiskers and snuggles.
18. Tiny tails, big smiles.
19. Cheese your heart out.
20. Rat’s what I call adorable!

Rat Knock Knock Puns

1.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rat
Rat who?
Rat-tled your door again!

2.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rodent
Rodent who?
Rodent you know I’d come back?

3.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ratatouille
Ratatouille who?
Ratatouille you the truth, I squeak under pressure!

4.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese the one the rats adore!

5.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scurry
Scurry who?
Scurry up and let me in, it’s cold!

6.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nibble
Nibble who?
Nibble you know, I’m the cutest rat!

7.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Squeak
Squeak who?
Squeak up, I can’t hear ya!

8.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tail
Tail who?
Tail me a good joke, rat now!

9.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Maze
Maze who?
Maze I have some cheese, please?

10.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fur
Fur who?
Fur real, it’s me!

11.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheddar
Cheddar who?
Cheddar believe I brought snacks!

12.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Whisker
Whisker who?
Whisker me this — are you scared of mice?

13.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ratpack
Ratpack who?
Ratpack your bags, we’re going cheesy!

14.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mousetrap
Mousetrap who?
Mousetrap me a beat, DJ Squeaky!

15.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gnaw
Gnaw who?
Gnaw way you guessed it!

16.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sewer
Sewer who?
Sewer you surprised to see me?

17.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scamper
Scamper who?
Scamper away if you hate puns!

18.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tiny
Tiny who?
Tiny rat with big dreams!

19.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Litter
Litter who?
Litter alone, she’s nesting!

20.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sniff
Sniff who?
Sniff out the cheese, soldier!

21.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheeks
Cheeks who?
Cheeks full of snacks, like every rat!

22.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Trap
Trap who?
Trap me in your heart!

23.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Paws
Paws who?
Paws everything, I smell cheese!

24.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tailor
Tailor who?
Tailor-made for tunnels!

25.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Slink
Slink who?
Slink out the back, the cat’s here!

26.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nose
Nose who?
Nose I’m not a mouse!

27.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Itchy
Itchy who?
Itchy tail means I’m lucky!

28.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scurry
Scurry who?
Scurry you going, we just started!

29.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ratatat
Ratatat who?
Ratatat-tat, I’m drumming on your door!

30.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mischief
Mischief who?
Mischief managed… where’s the cheese?

31.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bite
Bite who?
Bite-sized snacks only!

32.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gnawty
Gnawty who?
Gnawty little rat stole my heart!

33.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wheek
Wheek who?
Wheek-end fun with rat friends!

34.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Crumb
Crumb who?
Crumb get me, I’m under the fridge!

35.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fuzzy
Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy little dude with cheese!

36.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wiggle
Wiggle who?
Wiggle room for another rat?

37.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Zoom
Zoom who?
Zoom by like a rat on Red Bull!

38.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snack
Snack who?
Snack attack by team rat!

39.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tooth
Tooth who?
Tooth be told, rats rule!

40.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Belly
Belly who?
Belly full of cheddar!

41.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Whisk
Whisk who?
Whisk me away to the pantry!

42.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ratty
Ratty who?
Ratty to party, bring the cheese!

43.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nib
Nib who?
Nib you later, cheese’s calling!

44.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eek
Eek who?
Eek-scuse the tail — I’m still growing!

45.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chew
Chew who?
Chew better hide your snacks!

46.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dash
Dash who?
Dash fast, like a rat with caffeine!

47.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fluff
Fluff who?
Fluff the tail, I’m ready to impress!

48.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mop
Mop who?
Mop floor now, I spilled crumbs again!

49.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peep
Peep who?
Peep through, I’m in your wall!

50.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Zzz
Zzz who?
Zzz-noring in a cozy rat nap!

Rat Jokes

1. Why did the rat fail his driving test? He couldn’t stop cheese-ing the instructor!
2. What do you call a rat who’s a smooth talker? Charm-ouse!
3. I asked the rat waiter for cheese. He said, “Sorry, we’re all out. It’s not been a gouda day.”
4. Why don’t rats ever get divorced? They’re in it for better or for cheddar!
5. How does a rat send a text? On its cheese phone!
6. What did the rat say after telling a joke? “That was pretty squeaky, right?”
7. Why was the rat so good at basketball? He always went for the three squeaker!
8. What do you call a rat with a crown? His Royal Mice-ness!
9. Why did the rat bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
10. What’s a rat’s favorite game show? Wheel of Fur-tune!
11. Why don’t rats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
12. What does a rat call his girlfriend? His squeak-heart!
13. How do rats stay in shape? Tail-ates classes!
14. Why was the rat terrible at keeping secrets? He was a real squeak-er!
15. What’s a rat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mousic!
16. Why did the rat become an electrician? He was good with gnaw-voltage wiring!
17. I told my rat to stop being dramatic. He said, “I can’t, it’s in my genes-DNA.”
18. What’s a rat’s favorite dance? The Cheese-cha Slide!
19. Why did the rat go to therapy? He had too many tails to tell!
20. What did the rat comedian say after his show? “That’s all, squeaks!”

Conclusion

After 15 years of collecting rodent humor, I can confirm this treasure trove of rat puns will leave you squeaking with laughter until your cheeks hurt! Even my neighbor, a self-proclaimed pun aficionado, nearly fell off his chair yesterday when I tested these rat-tastic jokes on him—proving that someone who merely enjoys a good chuckle can have their entire day brightened by these tiny whisker-fueled wordplays!