240 Fly Puns: Buzzing Jokes That’ll Land on Your Funny Bone

Most people think flies are just annoying little insects, but I’ve discovered they’re actually the unsung heroes of humor! At my sister’s wedding, I dropped a fly pun that had everyone simultaneously letting out a groan and a laugh so hard they were in stitches.

There’s something about the perfect blend of wit and whimsy in these jokes that’s guaranteed to make even the most serious eyes start rolling. Whether you’re jazzing up your social media captions or livening up convos, these curated puns will help your wordplay land more smoothly than a paper airplane, unlike my dating life, which tends to crash and buzz in all the wrong places!

Hilarious Fly Puns

These jokes won’t bug you, they’ll have you buzzing with uncontrollable fly-level hysteria!

1. Why did the fly go to the doctor? He had a buzz-ache!
2. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!
3. Flies make terrible students. They’re always buzzing off.
4. I tried swatting a fly but it flew away. Talk about fly-by-night operations!
5. Time flies when you’re having fun. Fruit flies when you leave bananas out.
6. I opened my wallet and a fly came out. I guess my money has wings!
7. The fly became a pilot because he wanted to earn his wings.
8. Why are flies always invited to parties? They’re great at spreading the buzz!
9. What do you call a fly in a police car? Caught in the act!
10. Flies are excellent musicians. They know all the buzz-ic.
11. The fly comedian always has the room buzzing with laughter.
12. What do butterflies tell at open mic night? Only the best flutter-puns!
13. My fly trap business is really taking off!
14. Why do flies rub their hands together? They’re plotting something!
15. A fly walked into a bar. The bartender said, “We don’t serve pests here!”
16. What’s a fly’s favorite dance? The buzzerena!
17. Flies never pay their bills. They always wing it.
18. Why did the fly cross the road? To get to the garbage on the other side!
19. How do flies feel in winter? Brr-zzz!
20. What do you call a fly that works out? Super fly!
21. I told a joke to a fly. It was buzzing with laughter!
22. How do flies communicate? Through buzz messaging!
23. The fly became an actor because he wanted to be on the big screen.
24. What’s a fly’s favorite TV show? Better Call Swat!
25. Flies make terrible secret keepers. They spread everything around.

1. Why don’t flies use computers? They’re afraid of the web!
2. What does a fly wear to formal events? A bow-tie!
3. I bought a book about flies. It was quite the page buzzer!
4. Flies love Italian food. They’re big fans of buzz-ghetti!
5. What’s a fly’s favorite game? Hide and swat!
6. The fly invested in real estate. He wanted a place to call buzz-home.
7. Why was the fly stuck in traffic? Too many swatters on the road!
8. The fly started a band. Their first hit was “Don’t Stop BZZZlieving.”
9. What’s a fly’s favorite subject? Buzz-iness class!
10. Flies make great mathematicians. They’re always multiplying!
11. Why did the fly go to therapy? He had daddy insects!
12. What’s a fly’s favorite dessert? Chocolate buzz cake!
13. The fly became a photographer because he’s good at catching things on the fly.
14. Why was the fly expelled from school? Too much buzzing around!
15. Flies are excellent at multitasking. They can eat and throw up at the same time!
16. What’s a fly’s favorite exercise? The swat dodge!
17. The fly went on vacation to get away from the daily buzz.
18. Why do flies hang around garbage? It’s their idea of fine dining!
19. What’s a fly’s favorite book? Lord of the Wings!
20. The fly became a politician because he was good at creating buzz.
21. Why don’t flies ever get lost? They always find their way to your food!
22. What’s a fly’s favorite movie? The Buzzfather!
23. Flies are terrible at keeping secrets. They’re always dropping buzz-bombs!
24. Why did the fly start a website? To create a buzz online!
25. What’s a fly’s favorite hobby? Bugging people!

Fly vs Human Puns

1. Humans swat flies, but flies have more buzz-iness connections.
2. A fly landed on my computer. Guess it’s browsing the web too!
3. “You’re annoying!” said the human. “You’re just fly-ing off the handle,” buzzed the fly.
4. Flies never win arguments with humans. We always have the upper swat.
5. The fly applied for citizenship but failed the buzz-ic knowledge test.
6. Humans go to school; flies just wing their education.
7. “Stop bugging me!” The fly replied, “That’s literally my job description.”
8. Humans travel by plane. Ironic that flies get there first without tickets!
9. People hire bodyguards. Flies have faster reflexes than any of them.
10. Humans eat at tables. Flies prefer their food pre-walked on.
11. I tried meditation but a fly kept testing my zen-sects.
12. Flies have compound eyes but humans have compound interest.
13. What separates humans from flies? Usually glass windows.
14. Flies hold meetings on your fruit. Humans prefer boardrooms.
15. The fly entered politics because he excelled at creating public buzz.
16. Humans take showers. Flies prefer to bathe in your drink.
17. When flies get together, it’s called a swarm. When humans do, it’s called a party with bad catering.
18. People need GPS. Flies somehow find your picnic from a mile away.
19. The human joined gym class. The fly was naturally fit from dodging newspapers.
20. Humans write novels. Flies specialize in short buzz-fiction.
21. People put up “No Trespassing” signs. Flies can’t read but wouldn’t care anyway.
22. Humans invented fly swatters. Flies invented unlimited persistence.
23. A fly’s favorite workout? Wing-lifting while humans bench press.
24. Humans make dinner reservations. Flies just show up uninvited.
25. The fly joined the orchestra without audition. He’s an expert in buzz-ic theory.
26. People need coffee to wake up. Flies are morning buzz-ters naturally.
27. Humans build homes. Flies consider everything their property.
28. The fly won “Most Persistent” in the animal yearbook. Humans won “Most Likely to Swat.”
29. Humans need sunscreen. Flies are already fly-ing the SPF lifestyle.
30. People pay for gym memberships. Flies get workouts escaping rolled-up newspapers.
31. Humans invented the internet. Flies perfected networking centuries ago.
32. Tried stand-up at a bug club — my itchy puns really got under their skin!
33. Humans sleep on beds. Flies prefer ceiling accommodations.
34. People need resumes. Flies get jobs anywhere by just showing up.
35. The human took flying lessons. The fly thought that was adorable.
36. Flies don’t understand personal space. Humans invented doors and windows.
37. People wear designer clothes. Flies rock the same black outfit every day.
38. Humans need alarm clocks. Flies are up with the first garbage truck.
39. The fly became a restaurant critic against everyone’s wishes.
40. Humans created social media. Flies mastered being socially annoying ages ago.

Fly Puns One-Liners Short

1. Flies are terrible musicians but they create quite the buzz.
2. Wanted to catch the fly but it was just too fly for me.
3. Flies never pay rent. They just drop in unexpectedly.
4. I opened the fridge and a fly came out. It was just chilling.
5. Flies don’t need social media, they’re already experts at buzzing.
6. The fly refused to go to the doctor. It had too many patients.
7. Flies make great detectives. They’re always buzzing around for clues.
8. Dating a fly? Talk about a buzzy relationship!
9. Flies never lose weight. They’re always full of garbage.
10. The fly went to court but the case was swatted away.
11. Flies at the gym? Just winging it.
12. Flies never get lost. They have their own buzz navigation.
13. The fly couldn’t pay his bills. He was always on the wing.
14. Flies are terrible liars. You can see right through them.
15. The fly auditioned for a movie. It was a buzzkill.
16. Flies never forget anniversaries. They have a buzz calendar.
17. The fly chef specializes in garbage cuisine.
18. Flies don’t need therapy. They work out their issues on the fly.
19. The fly accountant was good with buzz-iness.
20. Flies make poor secret keepers. They spread everything around.
21. The fly comedian always has the audience buzzing.
22. Flies don’t need tickets. They just fly in.
23. The fly lawyer specializes in pest-itution law.
24. Flies never sleep in. They wake up feeling buzzed.
25. The fly barber gives terrible buzz cuts.
26. Flies are great multitaskers. They can annoy and eat simultaneously.
27. That mosquito lawyer wins every case with squeaky puns and a sharp bite!
28. Flies hate computers. Too many webs.
29. The fly artist specializes in garbage portraits.
30. Flies make terrible roommates. They never clean up.
31. The fly plumber specializes in drain flies.
32. Flies never pay for food. They’re professional dine and dashers.
33. The fly teacher was always buzzing with knowledge.
34. Flies make terrible gift wrappers. Too many wings.
35. The fly gardener specializes in compost communication.
36. Flies hate winter. Makes their wings buzz-freeze.
37. The fly politician created quite the campaign buzz.
38. Flies never worry about fashion. They wear the same outfit daily.
39. The fly baker specializes in buzzberry pies.
40. Flies never run out of energy. They’re naturally buzzed.
41. The fly astronaut was excited for the buzz lightyear.
42. Flies never pay for transportation. They just buzz along.
43. The fly meteorologist predicts a high chance of swatting.
44. Flies never worry about housing. Any garbage will do.
45. The fly photographer captures everything on the fly.
46. Flies make terrible spies. Always buzzing around suspiciously.
47. The fly waiter serves nothing but garbage specials.
48. Flies never complain about Monday. Every day is a buzzing day.
49. The fly scientist discovered the formula for perfect wing flaps.
50. Flies never retire. They work until the final swat.

Short Fly Puns

1. Flies make terrible pets. They always buzz off.
2. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
3. Flies never get lost. They have a natural buzz-ola system.
4. Fly goals: Just wing it.
5. Flies hate restaurants. Too many swatter waiters.
6. What’s a fly’s favorite exercise? The SWAT dodge.
7. Flies make horrible roommates. They eat everything.
8. Flies are nature’s little garbage inspectors.
9. Flies never need coffee. They wake up naturally buzzed.
10. What’s a fly’s favorite music? Anything with a good buzz!
11. Flies never wear disguises. They’re too transparent.
12. What’s a fly’s favorite movie? The Lord of the Wings.
13. Flies never pay rent. They just drop in.
14. Flies make terrible librarians. Too much buzzing!
15. What’s a fly’s favorite sport? Swat dodging.
16. Flies always clean their hands before eating garbage.
17. What do you call a religious fly? Insect-arian.
18. Flies never worry about fashion. One outfit fits all.
19. What’s a fly’s favorite TV show? Game of Thrones… they’re fans of the buzz king.
20. Flies make terrible spies. Always rubbing hands suspiciously.
21. What do you call a smart fly? Buzz Aldrin.
22. Flies never pay for food. Five-finger discount with six legs.
23. What do vampire bugs tell at parties? Only the juiciest jokes that’ll fang you over!
24. Flies make great DJs. They know how to drop the buzz.
25. What’s a fly’s favorite dessert? Anything left out overnight.
26. Flies never worry about housing. Any wall will do.
27. What do you call a fly in your soup? The special ingredient.
28. Flies make terrible secret keepers. They spread everything.
29. What’s a fly’s favorite holiday? Buzz-giving.
30. Flies never worry about retirement. They live in the now.
31. What’s a fly’s favorite drink? Anything left unattended.
32. Flies make terrible financial advisors. They blow through garbage.
33. What do you call a fly comedian? A real buzz-kill.
34. Flies never need alarm clocks. The swatter wakes them.
35. What’s a fly’s favorite store? The garbage dump.
36. Flies make terrible gardeners. They’re more into decomposition.
37. What do you call a fly doctor? Dr. Buzz.
38. Flies never worry about dieting. Garbage is always on the menu.
39. What’s a fly’s favorite game? Hide and swat.
40. Flies make terrible drivers. They’re always hitting the windshield.
41. What do you call a fly astronaut? Buzz Aldrin! Wait…
42. Flies never complain about Mondays. Every day is garbage day.
43. What’s a fly’s favorite book? Lord of the Flies… obviously.
44. Flies make terrible bakers. They can’t resist eating the ingredients.
45. What do you call a royal fly? His Majesty the Wing.
46. Flies never get phone anxiety. They just buzz in.
47. What’s a fly’s favorite social media? Buzzfeed.
48. Flies make terrible wedding guests. They’re always on the cake.
49. What do you call a fly lawyer? Legal buzz.
50. Flies never struggle with public speaking. They’re natural buzzers.

Teacher Fly Puns

1. Teaching creates quite a buzz.
2. Class dismissed, time to fly!
3. Swatting away incorrect answers daily.
4. Lesson plans on the fly.
5. Buzzing with educational knowledge today.
6. Winging it through parent conferences.
7. Flies prefer reading buzz books.
8. Teaching math to fly students.
9. Classroom management on the wing.
10. Homework collected by air mail.
11. Grading papers makes flies swatty.
12. Buzzing through curriculum this year.
13. Fly teachers never get swatted.
14. Wings up for correct answers!
15. Teaching flies advanced garbage theory.
16. Lesson plans create teacher buzz.
17. Classroom flies learn by winging.
18. Fly teachers grade on curves.
19. Maggots make enthusiastic students sometimes.
20. Buzzing toward educational excellence daily.
21. Flies teach aerial garbage collection.
22. Professor Fly teaches swat avoidance.
23. Classroom buzzing with learning today.
24. Fly students wing their exams.
25. Teacher flies never stop buzzing.
26. Six legged approach to education.
27. Fly School: Winging It 101.
28. Compound eyes see everything, students.
29. Buzzing through math equations fast.
30. Flies teach advanced dining etiquette.
31. School supplies on the fly.
32. That ant hill’s the comedy club—climb into more jokes than you can carry!
33. Principal Fly oversees wing development.
34. Maggot graduation happens so fast.
35. Classroom flies hate window seats.
36. Buzz when you know answers!
37. Fly detention: no garbage privileges.
38. Buzzing with knowledge this semester.
39. Flying through today’s science lesson.
40. Garbage-free learning environment promised.
41. Flies teach aerial survival skills.
42. Exam preparation on the wing.
43. Buzzing through curriculum state standards.
44. Teacher flies never stop moving.
45. Fly homework eaten by dogs.
46. Wing exercises during recess time.
47. Buzz-worthy educational experiences guaranteed.
48. Flying high on test scores.
49. Buzzing with inspirational fly lessons.
50. Teacher flies grade with wings.

conclusion

You’ve just unlocked a whole swarm of fly puns that will transform ordinary moments in your lives into buzz-worthy experiences! Next time you’re stuck in a mundane conversation, let these clever linguistic gems take flight and watch as even the most serious faces crack with laugh-out-loud reactions (and maybe a few eye rolls).

What makes these pun-tastic play on words so special isn’t just their ability to make us groaning while chuckling, it’s how they shift our perspective, turning a pesky tiny creatures into unsung heroes of the comedy department. So keep your fly humor alive, let your wit soar, and remember: a good dad joke might pack a punch, but a fly pun is true laughter medicine that will spark creativity in ways you never imagined!